so he stuck a screwdriver through his hand to alleviate the pain of receiving a shitty video card?irony? pure randomness? both?
It was merely a preferable alternative.
It pains me to say this, but Infidel! Video Cards are Joy on Brusque Toast with twee fans and Mil-Spec Crash Cages! They are the Immaculate Botnet through which all Game is achieving Grimy Ubiquity! Bow before the whole Bathtub Curve of Optic Violence, not the mere Tub Lever of Vendor Stigmata!
I cannot grasp the majority of what you say, but I like it. You're clearly some sort of transcendent being. Your enthusiasm comes across, even if it happens to be at the expense of coherence.