stop-stop-stop saying words is the best
I find your phrasing to be a bit awkward. "...wherein we sadly discover the logistical difficulties that one's buttock altitude can create." or"...wherein we sadly discover the logistical difficulties that a high buttock altitude presents" high and low buttock altitudes can create varying levels of logistical difficulties but buttock altitude is a neutral undefined measure, that will exist in some way as long as one has buttocks. Now you could have been making the point that buttocks cause logistical difficulties regardless of their altitude, but if that were the case then including the word altitude would be redundent and uninformitive as the buttocks, being an object in the physical world must of course have an altitude inorder to physically exist in space. If you could please make a correction on this I would be most appreciative.Good luck. your web comic was very funny this week.
For you sir or madame, anything. That was very educational.