Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Unnatural Selection



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This week’s podcast is gay for America. Fuck yeah.

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14 comments:

  1. SPELL CHECK YOUR COMICS YOU GODDAMN SIMPLETONS

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  2. "Both judgment and judgement are in use interchangeably everywhere, although the former prevails in America and the latter prevails in the UK" Suck it. I have English flair.

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  3. "In Great Britain and many of its former colonies, “judgement” is still the correct spelling; but ever since Noah Webster decreed the first E superfluous, Americans have omitted it. Many of Webster’s crotchets have faded away (each year fewer people use the spelling “theater,” for instance); but even the producers of Terminator 2: Judgment Day chose the traditional American spelling. If you write “judgement” you should also write “colour.”"

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  4. You're boring the internet with all of your words.

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  5. My piss is coming out in a different consecutive colors... blue, green, red, and purple.

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  6. oh man now my penis fell off

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  7. can someone help me? I am not too sure what to do at this point

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  8. there should be a comic where eli is the center of attention.

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  9. Perhaps this shall come to pass one day soon........FORESHADOW

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  10. PLUS, there is no reason to omit a letter when turning a verb into a noun. Turning the verb judge into the noun judgement just doesn't require leaving and e. Consonant clusters suck, DGM is unpronounceable and a further barrier to those who wish to assimilate into American culture. Yeah, that's right. If you right judgment instead of judgement, you're a barrier to immigrants.

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  11. and I'll pretend I wrote "right" instead of "write" to piss you off, instead of checking my own writing...

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  12. actually, that was a mess of errors, but you get the point, dammit.

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  13. If you write "crotchet", you should also write "hemidemisemiquaver".

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