Brother Bios


The most handsome and brilliant brother.  Considered by many to be the father of modern textiles and textile based industries.  His diet consists primarily of krill.  Sweet, sweet krill.  He mostly writes most of these totally bitching comics.  He had no part in the comics which you don't like.


Eli is the best. He does all the art, which is all the actual work. Writing basically consists of going into MS Word and mashing keys. Art requires finesse, talent, and smelling good which Jake fails on all 3 counts. Jake is the beta test for Eli, who “came out” three years later after some much needed patch work.